Friday, April 23, 2010

north stars, swearing and porn.

një  Learn Right from Left.
Learn North, South, East and West.  Learn how to look up at the sky and figure out where (in God's good name) you might be. It's not like you didn't leave a trail of bread crumbs to help. Look up. Look around. Where are you at, for real? If you know where the North Star is, and where the sun rises from, you should be fine. I always knew where Orion the Hunter was too, just for good Winter measure.
dy  Don't disrespect me that way. Seriously. You weren't raised to use that kind of language around me. I honestly don't care what kind of street-cred you get from the lemmings you run with. I am old and wise, just don't be talking all ghetto on me.
tre  Boys will always look at porn. I'm sorry. I didn't know how to tell you, all delicately and all, but - for real. It's the way they are built. It's not like it's their fault. It just happens. The best thing you can do is teach them to surf sensibly. It doesn't mean that they don't like you or that you're not cute. If you Google it, you'll see.
But, don't be all indignant about any part of this. 
You been schooled.

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